
It's National High Five Day
Does Life Really Start at 50?
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that doesn't get wet, you can keep. - Will Rogers
The taxpayer - that's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take a civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? - Peg Bracken
If the Lord loveth a cheerful giver, how He must hate the taxpayer! - John Andrew Holmes
People who complain about taxes can be divided into two classes: men and women. - Anonymous
On a lighter note:
The first McDonald's opened on this day in 1955. A hamburger cost 15 cents!
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